Swamp and Gator Food

Total Time: 20 mins Preparation Time: 10 mins Cook Time: 10 mins

Ingredients

• 1/4 cup baking cocoa (MUD)
• 1/2 cup milk, with
• green food coloring (SWAMP WATER)
• 2 cups sugar (CRUSHED BONES)
• 1/2 cup butter (FAT)
• 2 cups rolled oats (EVERGLADES GRASS)
• 1/2 cup peanut butter (SQUASHED MOSQUITOES)

Recipe

• 1 Heat the mud, swamp water, crushed bones, fat, grass and squashed mosquitoes in a saucepan.
• 2 Boil for three minutes, stirring constantly.
• 3 Remove from heat and drop by spoonfuls onto waxed paper.
• 4 Let cool until firm.
• 5 Eat while watching the Gators play football on T.V.